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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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pizzadyse:

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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fakestan:

me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you

my child: i wanna be a police officer

me: no bitch pick another one

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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STOP DEFENDING THE FUCKING COPS

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